No Posts = Recession?

This comes as an emergency message to all writers of this blog. Why is no one writing?? Is it because of inflation?? Recession?? Procrastination?? Death of a loved one (like Somani??) You are getting sex these days (This is the least probable one for most of the cops members)?? Whats the reason??

Anyway I should share the news from last month

Contra - Chinki- Nisheeth Pandey- has dedicated himself to CAT GD PI STOP Hope he doesn't tell them about his role in UP politics and how he almost got convicted for murder in the episode of "Gangs of Jhansi"

Paps - The drunk saint- Anurag Patra- He has some calls from famous and semi famous B schools but he doesn't give a shit. He rejected an MDI admit last year STOP Peers feel destiny will send him back to MDI

Khan- The doped one- Ambharrish- TAMU is over STOP he got his degree STOP no contact STOP Possibly joined US secret Service STOP enter Headley

Ash- Blabberer- Ashmita - She has the same old Infy placement STOP maybe that is only good for breathing out freely STOP the newbie is writing articles for The Times of India STOP this makes her the only cops member who is making news - Literally STOP she is still in college so god bless her soul and god save Gokhale

Nada- The loser- Lakshminarayan- Was told by his guide that he was in a huge pile of shit when IISc almost terminated his first foreign trip (not to Bangladesh) citing administrative reasons. The same guide raised hell in the administrative office and the trip is still on STOP Guess his life will remain in the grip of other people and he will probably never realize this

Bala- Where the hell is he?- Balasundar- I really don't know why he is still a member of cops STOP he has flouted all rules STOP hasn't even contacted anyone STOP last heard he was a chef in some Myanmarese restaurant in LA STOP Probably his unique style of writing is saving his arse in COPS STOP return back dude


Comrsdes out
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